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rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

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this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

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itsonlythefirstdraft:

…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
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lunytreklock:

Mr. Darcy + tumblr text posts

i-have-beards
scaaawttttt lookit disss

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mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs

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srsfunny:

A Guide To Eating Fish In The Workplace
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

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romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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almightyhail:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

omfg can this become a thing

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micchi-monster:

prettysenshiconfessions:

I honestly am not thrilled that Naoko Takeuchi is working on Sailor Moon Crystal. I dislike a lot of the radically feminist tones of Crystal (I.e., the very blatantly feminist theme song, Tuxedo Mask being written out whenever possible), which I can only assume were her doing.

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I am legit crying with laughter.

Like, who has EVER looked at Sailor Moon and thought “nope, nothing feminist about this here story all about women who are strong and capable and kick ass in heels and nail polish.”?

And of course, Tuxedo Mask being written out of everything totally explains why he’s in every episode and gives Sailor Moon advice and strength, yup yup.

"I’m not thrilled that the creator of Sailor Moon is working on Sailor Moon"

lmao

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